Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Merry X'mas

The truck has finally arrived. It is a Rusa, painted red on the nose in front with some sledge-like artwork on both sides. Some tiny bells are hanging on the doors. The registration plates read something like 'Randolph'.

I ran from my room, full of hope, and hurried to the truck to see the elf-like workers unloading the goods. One by one, they carefully picked up the boxes and distributed them to their respective receipents. One big German fella was standing on top of the truck doing nothing but laughing out loud. 'Ho! Ho! Ho!'. If my memory did not fail me, his name is Klaus.

I eagerly waited for my turn to receive the goods, I even had my extra large stockings with me just in case that funny German want to play games with me. I waited, waited and then, waited. Slowly, I began to realise that I have been overlooked, AGAIN. The truck is empty by now, and so are my stockings. What I have asked for, is not here. I wonder if the SMS I sent to Santa has gone through at all. I thought he promised me that it will be here this x'mas. Ugh, I felt so disgusted.

WTF. ~!@#$%^&*... I have to wait till next x'mas.

1 comment:

Lcie said...

1) Klaus shouldn go kuala terengganu with truck!
2) U're a big boy and u don't need klaus's gift
3) U don't sms klaus just to get ur dream present
4) If santa's truck where to name randolph, then u'll have ur myvi name as P.I.G.
5) I am basically laughing my heads off but at the same time wondering why in the world are you so unlucky to have met such a bad SANTA CLAUS...instead of making people happy they make people dissapointed....

Anyway, nice remake version of santa claus dude...